We’re going on the School Run – An adaptation of The Bear Hunt!

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We’re going on the school run

What’s the rush, Mum?

What a beautiful day!

But we’re not prepared!

 

Uh-uh! Wake up!

We’ve got to wake up.

Don’t want to do it.

Don’t make me do it.

Oh no! There’s no way around it!

 

Yawny stretchy!

Moany yawny!

Whingy stretchy!

 

We’re going on the school run

What’s the rush, Mum?

What a beautiful day!

But we’re not prepared!

 

Uh-uh! Get dressed!

Everyone get dressed.

Socks on this way.

Pants on that way.

Oh no! Everything’s back to front!

 

Wriggle struggle!

Wriggle struggle!

Wriggle struggle!

 

We’re going on the school run

What’s the rush, Mum?

What a beautiful day!

But we’re not prepared!

 

Uh-uh! Breakfast, teeth brushed, coats on, shoes on,

Going to run and hide.

Mouth closed, refuse

Shake head, refuse.

Oh no! Mummy’s losing patience!

 

Keep calm! Let’s go.

Keep calm! Let’s go.

Keep calm! Let’s go.

 

We’re going on the school run

What’s the rush, Mum?

What a beautiful day!

But we’re not prepared!

 

Uh-uh! Cat poo!

Cat poo on the drive

Must go around it

Must go over it

Oh no! Little one’s gone through it!

 

Stinky messy!

Stinky messy!

Stinky messy!

 

We’re going on the school run

What’s the rush, Mum?

What a beautiful day!

But we’re not prepared!

 

Phew! Nearly there, need a wee!

Running late, scoot, hurry!

Running late, scoot, hurry!

WHAT’S THAT?

 

School gate closed!

No one in the playground!

Silence all around!

IT’S AN INSET DAY!

 

Quick! Back we go, still need a wee! Run, scoot, hurry!

Back past the cat poo! Stinky messy! Stinky messy!

Coats off, shoes off! Keep calm, let’s go! Keep calm, let’s go!

Get undressed again! Wriggle struggle! Wriggle struggle!

Into bed. Under the covers. Yawny stretchy! Yawny stretchy! Sleep.

 

WE’RE NOT DOING THE SCHOOL RUN ON AN INSET DAY AGAIN. 

 

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An adaptation of We’re Going on a Bear Hunt by Michael Rosen & Helen Oxenbury.

Thank you for reading. If you enjoyed this, why not head over to Amazon and check out my children’s book:

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